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5 Life Lessons from Clerks
- “I’m Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today”-Dante Hicks
- “You Should Shit or Get Off the Pot”-Randal Graves
- “If you want Caitlyn then talk to Veronica and be with Caitlyn. If you want Veronica then be with Veronica. Don’t pine for one and fuck the other.”-Randal Graves
- “Now here comes the speech about how he’s just doing his job by following orders. Friends let me tell you about another group of hate mongers. They were called Nazis…”-Chewlie’s Gum Representative
- “How many? How many dicks have you sucked? How many? Something like 36? I’m 37!?! 37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.”-Dante Hicks
What are some other life lessons you’ve learned from Clerks?
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