…where your towel is?
Did you know that towels have alternative uses (other than drying yourself or avoiding the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter beast of Traal)? According to Wikipedia there are quite a few. Note to self: must try the towel snapping on someone later.
If you haven’t got a towel, and if not you should be ashamed of yourself, then my advice is: don’t try to “acquire” one from a hotel. You may find yourself strapped in a Vogon Poetry Appreciation Chair.
So, to hoopy froods everywhere: Happy Towel Day.