Mar 222013
 
Hindu Calendar corresponding to Gregorian Year 1871-1872.

Hindu Calendar corresponding to Gregorian Year 1871-1872.

A few weeks ago I was sitting at my computer, wondering to myself, dang, Tristan. I wonder how many ‘Reality Makes the Best Fantasy’ articles you’ve written? How long have you been doing this? Imagine my surprise when I realized I had written 54 articles and it had been a little over a year! WHOA. Reality Makes the Best Fantasy had its one year anniversary and I didn’t even know it! That’s a lot of time flailing at the computer, trying to think of a topic for an article.

‘A year’ is generally the allotment of time we use when we speak of anniversaries. I mean, it’s right there in the freaking word. Sometimes we like to say, oh, it’s the one month anniversary but let’s face it, ‘anniversary’ comes from Latin, derived from ‘annus’ which means ‘year’ and ‘vertere’ meaning ‘to turn’ (the Online Etymology Dictionary and taking Latin for three years is your friend). We celebrate the turning of the year on New Years. We celebrate birthdays, the anniversaries of our births. Many state holidays are anniversaries of momentous occasions such as signings of declarations, treaties, peace accords, laws. Marriage garners wedding anniversaries, full of more flailing and trying to remember. The anniversary of a death could require certain rites to be performed or could be a time of solemn remembrance.

There are many important dates to remember and as the years pass on, the holidays and events can take on new meanings as new generations celebrate and as new events take place, changing the meanings or context of the original occasion. Those involved in the original happening might remember the raw emotion, the energy that it took to accomplish whatever took place that day. The next few years might warrant feelings of triumph, with subsequent years falling to reflection, symbolism or the movement even being co-opted by newer, fresher movements with more energy behind them.

Anniversaries are a time of observance, celebration, contemplation. When the wheel of the year has made a turn, what are the PCs remembering in your campaign? What is worth celebrating 365 days later?

For GMs

  • What types of annual celebrations are observed by the people? State holidays? Personal celebrations?
  • How long is a year? Who keeps track of the passing of the year?
  • Are there certain gifts that are given for a certain number of years passing?
  • What are the rites, rituals and celebrations to properly commemorate the passing of time?
  • Is there a deity of the year, who opens and closes it? A deity of time?
  • How carefully do people record when things happen? Who generally is in charge of record keeping and keeping track of time?

Plot Hooks

  • Ten years ago, the PCs took part in a political movement which had a great impact on their society. However, a new political group has decided to use the anniversary as the leaping point for their own agenda, an agenda the PCs don’t quite fall in line with. The PCs must try and defuse the situation before all their hard work and old dreams are undone. What did the PCs originally fight for? What did they and their friends accomplish? How many of them are still alive? What does this new group advocate and why do the PCs disagree? How do they intend to stop them?
  • After some traveling, the PCs find themselves in a town or village they had been in a year ago. Whatever went down while the PCs were there evidently had an effect as the citizens are gearing up for a huge celebration. Asked to be the guests of honor and stay on, it isn’t made entirely clear what the celebration will entail. Why are the townsfolk celebrating? What did the PCs do? How is it remembered by the people of the town? What are they getting ready to do?
  • On the one year anniversary of the rulers wedding, they and their spouse must make a pilgrimage to a certain temple in order to guarantee the fertility of the couple. The PCs are asked to escort the royal couple there, avoiding things that would delay the pair and things which might bring bad fortune to the marriage bed. How long do they have to arrive at the temple? How does the couple feel about each other? What rites must they perform?
  • When their employer suddenly remembers it is their wedding anniversary, they quickly ask the PCs to obtain an appropriate gift and track down their spouse to give it to them before nightfall. What do the PCs obtain? How do they track down the intended? Did the other spouse remember and give a gift already? What will happen if the missive falls through?
  • On the anniversary of a terrible catastrophe, the city is somber as they remember those who perished and those who were injured. The PCs must organize and facilitate an event sponsored by their church, to comfort those who still mourn and commemorate the dead. When another temple wishes to perform a ritual to ensure it never happens again, the PCs are sent to negotiate and dissuade them, telling them it is too soon. What religious order do the PCs belong to and why are they volunteering? Have they lost loved ones? How do they comfort those who are grieving? What is the ritual to be performed?
  • Local customs holds that after a certain number of years of being dead, an individual’s soul finally leaves for the afterlife. On this anniversary of their gone missing, a group of travelers/a military regiment returns to their homeland. They can’t account for their disappearance and seem startled to hear so much time has passed. The PCs are sent to investigate what happened. Why did the group disappear? Have they aged since they left? What did they originally set out to do and what were the conditions of their return? How have their families adjusted and how do they react to their return?

For PCs

  • Do you celebrate any local holidays that are annual commemorations of things?
  • When is your birthday?
  • Do you tend to try and celebrate anniversaries of events more traditionally, to reflect on the past or do you use any excuse to party?
  • Are there any events that have taken place in your life that you commemorate yearly? Do you share these events with other individuals or are they personal triumphs/tragedies?

What say you? What annual triumphs have you had around the gaming table?

Dec 142012
 

Note: Because of the winter holidays, Reality Makes the Best Fantasy will be taking a break for the rest of 2012. We will return with even more reality for your fantasy January 4th, 2013. Hope you all have a great end to 2012!

In addition, if you read Reality Makes the Best Fantasy and have any suggestions, favorite moments or want to see something covered, let me know in the comments or shoot me an email at trisj at backthatelfup dot com. Here’s to 2013 having more fun, more gaming and more fantasy!

Fireworks at Taipei 101 in 2008. Image by SElefant

Fireworks at Taipei 101 in 2008. Image by SElefant

THE NEW YEAR. Are any of you ready to kick 2012 in the face and embrace 2013 for an awkwardly long time, rocking back and forth, relief washing over your body as 2013 tenses within your desperate hold? That’s what I’m gonna be doing. Hugging it. To my body. Soft music playing. Like Bauhaus, or something.

Out with the old, in with the new. The end of the year is a momentous occasion for many people, the end of a cycle and the start of a new one. It’s a chance to begin again, to put the past behind you and forge ahead with new hopes and expectations.

Many traditions center around destroying or putting away the old and welcoming the new to ensure abundance and prosperity is yours in the New Year. Many people clean their homes, getting rid of old, worn out items, disposing of them in the proper ways. Feasts are prepared, usually items representing prosperity and richness such as pork, pots of beans (the multitude of beans are supposed to represent money), greens and pastries. Special clothing items are worn to ensure good luck; one of my favourites I read about was red underwear. People stay awake and set things on fire and blow up fireworks! In the winter! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?

New Year’s Day is more of the same. More food, wishing good luck in the new year, more visiting with friends and family. In some communities, people exchange gifts to ensure good fortune and again, prosperity in the new year. Many people make resolutions, using the turn of the year as an opportunity to do something new, to change their behaviour. People visit shrines and temples to pray for the new year, make food together (like mochi!), give more gifts and wish each other well.

The end of the year is a time for people to look back and reflect, to see how much they did (or didn’t) accomplish and plan for future projects and undertakings. Unlike some other holidays that can bring frustration, depression or anger, New Year’s Eve and New Years Day tend to be met with a little less ire. Regardless of any number of your affiliations, the turn of the year is a time for everyone to anticipate the best. Reflection yields experience which makes people feel better equipped to deal with whatever the new year can throw at them.

At least one can hope.

What kind of hope can a New Year’s Celebration bring to your campaign?

For GMs

  • When is New Year’s Eve/New Year’s Day? What determines the end of the year?
  • What year is it? Are there any projections being made about the coming year (astrologically, economically, agriculturally)?
  • What has the last year been like? What will it take in the new year to make it better than the one about to slip away?
  • What foods are traditionally eaten on the New Year?
  • How is the passing of the New Year shared? Bells? Gongs? Fireworks? Trumpets?
  • What are important ‘firsts’ of the new year? First person you see? First joke? First animal seen?
  • What traditions are done to ensure the new year will be good? Cleaning, both physical and ritual? New clothes obtained? Offerings? Gift giving?
  • How do traditions vary from country to country?
  • What represents the New Year? A baby? A seedling? Something else?
  • Are there EXPLOSIONS?

Plot Hooks

  • The PCs are hired to help clean a large home for the New Years celebrations, getting things in order for a huge party to take place later that evening. When they discover a secret corridor that leads to an unknown part of the house, they must decide whether they should investigate or continue with their cleaning. Where does the tunnel seem to lead? What do they think is down there? How does the tunnel relate to their employer?
  • The PCs visit the local shrine and make public resolutions as is the custom. They can now spend the rest of the campaign keeping themselves in check regarding their resolutions. What do the PCs resolve to do? What will it mean if they break their resolutions?
  • While the PCs are wandering in a strange land, they are drawn to a village holding a large celebration. As one of them is the first stranger to enter the village in the New Year, they are charged with being in charge of the village for a set amount of time, as is the tradition. Which of the PCs wandered in first? What will the villagers do if they try to leave? What kind of duties does the job entail?
  • The personification of the New Year, a religious clergy member dressed as the ‘old year’ must be ‘hunted down’ in a parade and laid to rest so the ‘new year’ can be born. In the midst of the parade, the person goes missing, leaving the crowd nervous and wondering if it’s a bad omen for the new year. The PCs must find the ‘old year’ before the new year is here so the theatrical ritual can be carried out. What happened to the ‘old year’? Who has told the PCs to find it? Does the onlooking population know the ‘old year’ is missing or have they been led to believe it is a new part of the ritual? Is the identity of the new person playing the ‘old year’ known? Where is the ‘new year’?

For PCs

  • How has this last year treated you?
  • How do you break up time, regarding goals?
  • What were your goals for the last year? Did you meet them?
  • What are your goals for the new year? Do you tell anyone about them or keep them to yourself?
  • What traditions must be observed in order to promote success in the new year?

What say you? How can you be sure to have a Happy New Year in-game?

 

Dec 132012
 

geeks

John Anealio has put out an amazing little E.P. of holiday music that I think the geek in all of us will appreciate!

Seasons Geekings contains the songs:

  1. Batman Smells (A Rebuttal)
  2. The Millenium Falcon for Christmas
  3. Winter Day
  4. Is A Chupacabra Kosher?

Certainly worthy of downloading and playing over and over and over and over again, much to the consternation of your co-workers!

Dec 102012
 

With the holidays here all of our lives become a little crazy.  We spend more time with friends and families.  We spend more time decorating the tree, lighting the menorah, and planning our local Festivus.  Like you, I will be increasingly busy and that necessitates a little vacation from podcasting.

Don’t worry though because my mini-vacation will return me more energized than ever with all sorts of great content.

Check out the below release schedule for Geeks Explicitly and Wargaming Recon.  There are a couple more episodes to come before the break.  That should sate your appetite.  If it doesn’t, you can always dig into the vault or listen to the other great shows on the Troll in the Corner Podcast Network.  Indie Talks and Monsters of the Shattered World are worthy of your time.

 

Geeks Explicitly Release Schedule

Thursday December 13th – GE 25 5 Great Sci-Fi Aliens

Thursday December 20th – GE 26 Topic To Be Announced

Wargaming Recon Release Schedule

Monday December 17th – WR 84 Topic To Be Announced

 

Both shows will return with their regular schedules starting Monday January 7, 2013 with a new episode of Wargaming Recon followed by a new episode of Geeks Explicitly on Thursday, January 10th.

You may also be interested to know that December 22nd is my 31st birthday.  I’ll be spending my birthday weekend in a fantastic way.  On Friday the 21st my wife and I have great seats for a Providence Bruins hockey game.  On the day of my birth we will be seeing the new Cirque du Soleil 3D film Worlds Away and having dinner at Wasabi.

 

Dec 072012
 

Krampus: Don’t worry, St. Nick, I’ve got this. Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

You know what the holiday season needs? More spankings.

Enter KRAMPUS.

Meant to complement Saint Nicholas in his liturgical robes and bearing gifts for good children, Krampus appears as a wild man. Covered in hair, sporting horns and equipped with a barrel, chains and whips, he and other figures like Knecht Ruprecht and Belsnickel dole out punishments for poorly behaved children.  His long tongue is meant to be terrifying and instead of offering sweets and gifts for children, he punishes bad children by whipping them, putting them in his barrel and taking them away. Many traditions have a counterpart to St Nick, meant to keep children in check during the holidays, ensuring their good behaviour in exchange for gifts. The threat of coal or bundles of sticks sometimes isn’t enough to make sure Little Sophia eats all her vegetables and doesn’t punch the cat.

If you’re going to inject morality into the holidays, you can’t have light without dark. An end of the year reckoning means your actions and the actions of those around you will be taken into consideration and dealt with before the new year begins. Of course, not only children have to be sorted.  The good will be rewarded and the bad…

For GMs

  • Who is the good entity of the holiday and what do they exemplify? What do they look like? What types of clothes do they wear? What are they based on?
  • Who is the evil entity of the holiday and what do they exemplify? What do they look like? What are they based on?
  • Do the moral entities focus on children or adults? What kind of actions are they trying to encourage? How do they go about encouraging this?
  • How have the two figures changed over the generations? Is one favoured over the other? Are their holds stronger in different locations?
  • What items are associated with each figure? How are they portrayed in media?

Plot Hooks

  • The local diocese has clergy members dress as the traditional bringers of gifts and bringers of punishment for the seasonal holiday, travelling from town to town. The custom is all the local children put on a performance with singing and dancing, with participation and a good show resulting in gifts and shirking and crappy performances resulting in less desirable presents. The PCs are charged with organizing and directing the play so the children are rewarded and not punished. How are the PCs chosen for the task? Is there a theme for the play? How many children must they organize? Do the parents get involved?
  • The PCs are meant to dress up as the local Krampus-like figure, offering coins and treats in exchange for confessions of wrongdoing. When a child admits something hinting at another individuals unknown crimes, the PCs must decide if they will simply continue with their role in the parade, or try to see if they can get the criminal to do a little confessing of their own. What do the PCs represent in the holiday? What is the nature of the crime committed? How will they go about rectifying the situation? Who is in the wrong and what will it mean if they get away with it?
  • The tradition of the  evil spirit who  punishes the bad has been watered down over the years, resulting in a silly, mischievous creature no one can really fear. When a group of terrifying individuals claiming to be the original evil spirit and their helpers show up in  the local square, they begin terrorizing the town in the hopes to restore balance to the holiday. The PCs must try to stop these evil-thwarting vigilantes. What form do the evil spirits take? How are they antagonizing the populace? How do the people feel about the reappearance of the entities? Is everyone against them or are some happy they’ve returned? Are they actually evil spirits or something else?

For PCs

  • Do you amend your behaviour around this time of year to avoid consequences?
  • Do you believe in these entities or do you chalk them up as children’s stories?
  • Even if you do not believe, do you still play along if children are involved? Or do you expose these moral entities for what they are?
  • What do you think these entities represent?
  • Do you believe in these individuals the way the majority of the culture does or do you have your own beliefs/traditions?

What say you? Krampus is WAY scarier than the threat of coal, wouldn’t you say?

Dec 032012
 

Holiday Gift Guide 2012.

December is here and that means it is time for another installment of the annual holiday gift guide. Don’t worry, Jonathan mistakenly says “Holiday Gift Guide 2013″ in the episode but he really means 2012

This year there are a couple of changes. The price categories are now Under $20, Under $50, and $100 and Up. Also, categories have 3 recommendations in each instead of 5 from previous years.

Jonathan’s List
Under $20

  1. Zombie Dice [affiliate link]-$13.99 Amazon.
  2. Dragon Chow Dice Bags-$13 Dragon Chow
  3. Wally Simon’s Secrets of Wargame Design Volume 1-$19 On Military Matters

Under $50

  1. Hexographer-$25.95 Inkwell Ideas
  2. Angels 20 2 Player Starter-$27.95 12-7-Games.com (our sponsor)
  3. Wargaming on a Budget by Iain Dickie [affiliate link]-$25.47 Amazon

$100 and Up

  1. Battleboards Terrain Boards-$80 per 2ftx2ft board, $480 for a 4×6 table worth
  2. iPad Mini-$329 Apple
  3. Magazine Subscription Bundle of Wargames Soldiers & Strategy 1yr Digital Subscription [affiliate link]-$19.41 and Battlegames Magazine 1yr Paper Subscription-$87 or $106.41 combined

Don’t forget your local game stores! Some great stores near Massachusetts are:

Also discussed:

  • Change to release schedule for the holidays. New Episode on December 3rd and 17th. Then a break until new episode on January 7, 2013.

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Nov 292012
 
holiday

I hate shopping for gifts. By that I mean, physically showing up at the mall or a conglomerate of stores, fighting traffic, looking for that one thing I’m trying to find and then doing it all in reverse. I’m far, far happier clicking the mouse a few times and then getting what I need in a day or four. With that in mind, I’m constantly searching the net for cool things to get fairly cheap, for people who are interested in stuff this site covers. I post some findings to Google Plus, but I’ve been quietly compiling them as well.

First, there’s the 60 games and geek goodies for (mostly) under $20 post. I put together a yearly list of inexpensive yet fun to awesome things you can get, and this year we’re up to 63, with a few more honorable mentions as well. I’ve found a few more neat things from around the web and I thought I’d add them in to a new post for your edification, and possibly to help out folks looking for good gift ideas. Click the pictures to get to the product. On top of that, Geeks Explicitly #24 is all about the gifts. 15 more ideas there!

Yes, a chunk of them are from Amazon.com, and yes they are affiliate links. We use what money we raise from affiliate links to help support this site. It doesn’t cost you any more but it certainly gives us a boost!

First, let me introduce you to Dragon Chow dice bags. Lyndsay is  one of us – a geek who loves gaming. She gets it. She also makes some really fantastic products. She is in no way affiliated with us but I can say I own a couple of her bags and I love ‘em! They’re sturdy, look awesome and hold my 40ish dice without issue. It also rocks that Dragon Chow is a small business with a big idea and a great product. Check it out.

Dominion! The game that launched the deck building revolution! Or at least, the deck building sub-core of hard core gamers. I love this game – tons on tons of replay potential here, fast game times for 2-4 players and a very solid game rules-wise.

You are a monarch, like your parents before you, a ruler of a small pleasant kingdom of rivers and evergreens. Unlike your parents, however, you have hopes and dreams. You want a bigger and more pleasant kingdom, with more rivers and a wider variety of trees. You want a Dominion. In all directions lie fiefs, freeholds, and feodums. All are small bits of land, controlled by petty lords and verging on anarchy. You will bring civilization to these people, uniting them under your banner. But wait. It must be something in the air, several other monarchs have had the exact same idea. You must race to get as much of the unclaimed land as possible, fending them off along the way. To do this you will hire minions, construct buildings, spruce up your castle, and fill the coffers of your treasury. Your parents wouldn’t be proud, but your grandparents, would be delighted.

Quarriors! Think deck building, but with bags of dice instead! If you know someone who games and who loves the feel of a fistful of dice – this game is for them! Quarriors, published by Wiz Kids, follows a now-familiar model of deck building, but dispenses with the deck and uses dice instead. This changes the game in a number of ways. It does add an additional random element to game play. It also allows you to stuff your ‘deck’ into a cloth bag and shake it about, a process that deck-building game owners abhor, as I can attest by trial and error, and having to buy people a number of replacement games. In Quarriors that kind of thing is okay though. Shake away my friend, it’s all part of the fun! Here’s my full review of this game.

Wicked Lasers. Whenever you look at a laser pointer you think… cool! When you see a laser pointer with a visible beam of light, you think… lightsaber! When you see a laser with a 24 mile range, the ability to pop balloons, that you need special protective goggles to operate and which can be see for miles around, you think Wicked Lasers. I owned the Krypton brand green laser and let me tell you, it was freaking amazing. We took it out one Halloween and people were wandering over from blocks away to find out what that cool laser thing was. They even offer the Saber model, which is, well, a light saber! I should caution you that these aren’t really toys – they’re powerful, can burn things, blind people and get you in a mess-load of trouble if you shine them at or in the wrong things. But just like life-sized trebuchets, if you treat them with respect and use them responsibly, they’re a hell of a lot of fun.

The Goonies! Possible the best movie from my childhood that didn’t have Harrison Ford in it! As a bonus, it’s been $5 on Amazon for a while now. Stocking stuffer, nostalgia bringer, truffle shuffle inducer – this movie has just about everything. Evil real estate developers, pirates, bank robbers, pirate skeletons, a band of kids surviving in an underground death maze by their wits, gems, and a song by Cyndi Lauper. You may be surprised to discover that the director of the Lethal Weapon movies and scary horror flick The Omen, Richard Donner, also produced and directed this classic children’s adventure (which, by the way, was written by Donner’s screen-wizard friend Steven Spielberg). Then again you may not. The Goonies, like Donner’s other movies, is the same story of good versus evil. It has its share of bad guys (the Fratelli brothers and their villainous mother), reluctant-hero good guys (the Walsh bothers and their gang of friends), and lots of corny one-liners.

Kiki’s Delivery Service. I have two daughters, and with daughters comes a certain responsibility. I need to purchase slightly smaller training swords for instance. While they are into as many geeky things as other little boys and girls, they still have an unwavering tendency to drift towards bears that care, little people named after cakes and what have you. To make this trend more tolerable for my wife and I, we started introducing Studio Ghibli films to them. They ate them up wholesale, with Kiki’s being their all time favorite. It’s a coming of age story about a young witch, striking out on her own. It’s also a lot of fun for kids without being at all smarmy to watch as an adult. Kiki is an enterprising young girl who must follow tradition to become a full-fledged witch. Venturing out with only her chatty black cat, Jiji, Kiki flies off for the adventure of a lifetime. Landing in a far-off city, she sets up a high-flying delivery service and begins a wonderful experience of independence and responsibility as she finds her place in the world. Bring home Kiki’s Delivery Service from Studio Ghibli and Disney for your family’s DVD library and share Kiki’s high-flying adventure again and again.

Gallium. The most metal of metals! Seriously, this stuff is amazing. It melts in your hand, unlike everyone’s favorite candy that almost but didn’t appear in that E.T. movie. It’s probably non-toxic (although reports of prolonged exposure leading to itchy hands have been made). What geek out there would not want to show off their gallium? Don’t take my word for it, read this review! Also note that if this review were taken out of context, it would be for an entirely different kind of website. I purchased this for my husband for Christmas and he hasn’t stopped playing with it since. He loves to pull it out and show it off. METAL!

Name me one person who, if offered a chance to pilot an X-wing Fighter or even a crappy TIE fighter, would say “you know what? I’ll pass, but thanks.” NO ONE. NO ONE WOULD SAY THAT!

The chances of that actually happening are pretty slim though, since we’re not currently a long time ago, etc., etc. Here though, is your chance to simulate doing just that thing – and the part that really sold it for me? “A game of tactical space combat in the Star Wars universe for two players.” Seriously, that’s all I needed to hear. While I don’t own the game yet, it’s very high on my list of stuff to add to my collection. I enjoyed Battleship Galaxies a lot and think this is the logical step forward.

I’ll never be an evil villain, or a mad scientist. I just don’t have the chops for it. I don’t want to kill innocents or be the sole leader of some robotic super-army, and I hate monologues. I do have a sense of humor with a slightly evil bent however, and I’ve found that the Eviltron is a wonderful, fun and ultimately practical-joke-revenge-inducing thing. What is it? It’s the opposite of a cold war bug. You hid it in someone’s cube/office/house/car and it sits there quietly, only occasionally and randomly making some evil noise, like kids laughing, or someone saying “hey, can you hear me?” The beauty is, whatever noise it makes, it’s just long enough to get your attention but not long enough to track this little bugger down.

Dungeons & Dragons. The franchise on which many role players hung their first RPG hat. There’s no reason not to continue the tradition, especially as the D&D 4th edition Red Box starter set Bonanza Box Goblin Claw Dragon Face thing is under $14 right now. Seriously, got kids or someone not into role playing games that should be? Get them this. They’ll LOVE it. It’s chock full of everything you need to let your imagination run away from you and do all kinds of cool things while you’re not keeping a close eye on it. You’ll enjoy the experience, trust me.

I’m absolutely horrible at crafty things. My wife tried to get me to join her scrapbooking club back in the day. It’s not that I don’ t like scrapbooking, it’s that my scrap books look like they were made of actual scraps. From the dinner table. I wouldn’t have fed them to pigs. So why then is there a knitting book on this list? Partly because I stumbled on it and the title made me laugh, and partly because people who can take some yarn and build a cat are like some kind of Frankensteinian gods to me. Knit. A Cat. Amazing. So if you’re into knitting, or know someone who is, and you’d like to see them churn out a small herd of cats, this is probably the book for you.

Yes, bacon. Meme-tastic, all over the web, in your face bacon. This however is a serious bacon gift. No band-aids that look like bacon, or bacon flavored toilet cleaner or some such thing. This, my internet friends, is  a bacon press! What does it do? It presses bacon! You never knew you needed this until you have it, and then it makes itself indespensible when it comes to cooking bacon. You get flat, evenly cooked, nice and crispy bacon every time, with no splatter! It’s even got a cute little picture of the pig who’s belly you’ll be gnawing on shortly! And with no splatter, you can finally cook bacon without a shirt on. Pants are still no optional though, sorry. (Extra warm holiday thanks to Keith for moving my bacon sites from ass to belly!)

 

Before Kevin McKidd became the only actor on Grey’s Anatomy who doesn’t habitually repeat their lines at least three times unnecessarily, he was Lucius Vorenus. Rome is an intense, realistic, maddening and wonderful glimpse into the world of ancient Rome. The production company that worked on the show for HBO did a bang-up job of recreating Rome as it most likely would have looked like, from the pedestrians to the pomp. This is not a show for kids though, it’s a violent look at a violent time when sex was used almost literally as a weapon. For the history geeks out there who haven’t seen or don’t own the series – get it. It’s a great look into a turbulent time in Roman history.

 

So there you have it. 12 more gifts, plus a link to an additional 70ish or so, plus a link to the Geeks Explicitly podcast where Jonathan J. highlights 15 additional geeky gifts. Hopefully this will make your holiday shopping a wee bit easier.

Nov 292012
 

You probably have a geek in your life and maybe you can use some ideas for what to buy them this holiday season.  This episode covers 15 gifts perfect for any geek.

The idea of the holiday gift guide started in 2006 with Jonathan’s other show Wargaming Recon.  You can see what past Holiday Gift Guides were for that show.

The Geeks Explicitly list covers a variety of fandoms, products, uses, and even locations.  It has something for your kitchen, your home, the office, to wear, and to play with.

We hope you will find this list to be useful.  Don’t hesitate to tell us what geeky gifts you’re wishing for, by leaving a comment.

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