Apr 012011
 

Well, it happened.  Enough people asked me where they could actually obtain some of these covers (thanks Rita!) that I went ahead and published the entire 8 of them as a 9 page PDF.  Go figure.

It’s available right now from DriveThruRPG for half a buck.  Ah hell, it’s free. $0.00. Just take it. I don’t need to eat. Or pay my bills.  Or buy deodorant.

Completely Horrible and Utterly Made Up Covers is a compilation of 8 covers for RPG supplements that don’t exist, and probably shouldn’t.

Perfect for printing out and putting on the gaming table just as your group is arriving, on top of a stack of unrelated papers.

Contains such classics as:

  • Bowlers and Haberdasheries: 101 Magical Hats.
  • Secrets of the Trapped Codpiece: a romantic adventure for 4-6 3rd level characters.
  • Human Female Barbarian or Male Elf Warrior? A Field Guide to Elves.
  • The Young Player’s Guide to In Game Sex: A system neutral guide to role playing coitus with a bunch of other people just as inexperienced as you.

And four more!

WARNING: Contains language that is not appropriate for children, amorphous semi-aware constructs such as blobs, oozes and puddings, Larry Golden of 12 Park Look Ln., Berwiek ME, 03901 and Gnomes.

Not sold yet?  Here’s one of the new images:

Elves!

[tags]rpg, role playing games, april fools, but not really, because it’s actually real, covers, art[/tags]

Apr 012011
 

I’ve had an insanely productive several weeks, and was able to churn out four new PDFs guaranteed to enrich me further!   All of them are available right now through Drive Thru RPG for just $0.99 each!  Buy all four at once, and save $.09 per PDF! for a total of $3.60!

The Young Player’s Guide to In Game Sex

TYPGTIGS

Look, when you’re 13 and your Dwarven Barbarian wanders in to the wrong bathroom, you’re just not mentally equipped to handle it!  This guide sets forth all of the sexual urban myths you’d normally not be exposed to until you were 15, and codifies them in a way that looks factual and serious. Now you can misrepresent the act of human reproduction to your whole gaming group as inaccurately as we did in the age before the internet!

They Didn’t Bring Me Pizza

TDBMP

Seriously dudes?  I’ve been hosting this game at my place for two years now and you expect me to GM your stupid party of stupid Elves and cook you your stupid dinner?  Look, I know you’re only 6th level, but it’s Ravenloft time bitches!

Bowlers and Haberdasheries: 101 Magical Hats

B&H

We all love steampunk!  It’s time we brought Steampunk in to the realm of the fantasy campaign!  Steampunk!  Now add 101 extremely invigorating and stylish Steampunk hats in to any fantasy setting!  Steampunk!

Impossibly Proportioned Females

IPF

I seriously wish I had had access to this PDF when I was like 13.  Instead I had to search for discarded adult magazines in the woods out behind my house and it was humiliating!

Please help support my habit of purchasing extremely expensive board games and then shelving them to collect dust by heading to DTRPG and buying all my stuff right now!

[tags]pdf, rpg, a1[/tags]

 Posted by on April 1, 2011  Tagged with: , ,
Apr 012011
 

When I opened up my RSS feed this morning, I could not have been more dismayed. It seems that WotC (Weems of the Coast) has been working on a new version of D&D! That, in and of itself, is not terribly surprising or shocking. What stole my breath and made my blood boil was the new setting they announced on sarahdarkmagic.com.

Candy Land. Candy F-ing Land!

My anger is not directed in the way you might think. Oh, no. I loves me some confectionery gaming. So much so that I made the Candy Land setting for Pathfinder almost 9 months ago!

Don’t believe me? I have proof! I ran an event at KantCon 2010 entitled Sugar Rush, where the players took on, get this, King Kandy, just as outlined in the post at sarahdarkmagic.com! Here, here’s a link to the audio. Listen! I will be vindicated.

Weems of the Coast and Sarah Darkmagic, you will be hearing from my lawyers.

[tags]rpg, rpgs, April Fools, Really you thought this was real?, dnd, actual play[/tags]

Mar 312011
 

Wow.  It’s not often that I get to start off a review with that word, so I’d like to use it again.  Wow!

Pelgrane Press has released over sixty minutes of music to accompany their forthcoming Cthulhu campaign, Eternal Lies.  The Eternal Lies Suite consists of 27 tracks of moody, orchestrated music featuring addition sound samples.  Created by James Semple, Marie-Anne Fischer, Mike Torr, and Yaiza Varona, you’re going to want to check this out.

I saw this as a random, new product announcement from DriveThruRPG with a chance to review it and I am very, very glad I’ve taken the time to download and listen to it.  This is a moody, eclectic and above all well crafted soundtrack which has the hairs on the back of my neck standing at attention.

The music itself is a combination of orchestrated soundtrack style classical music with the occasional jazzy riff thrown in to give it a film noir feel.  The music is haunting and beautiful, with just the right blend of sampled sounds (wind, breathing, creepy noises and more) to amp up the shiver factor without detracting from the music itself.  Designed with the Eternal Lies setting in mind, you will have absolutely no problem using this in any setting where you need to induce a looking over your shoulder, hearing strange noises, god-what’s-in-the-basement! feeling.

The tracks blend seamlessly in to each other allowing for randomized play if that’s the kind of thing you like.  Standout tracks include Hanger, Tibet, In the Mountain, Traveling 1 & 2 and for extreme action scenes, Run! Is this really that good? It’s going on my iPod and has been uploaded to Amazon’s Cloud already, so yes! 5 out of 5 stars.

From the Pelgrane Press site:

A decade ago, a band of occult investigators battled against the summoning of an ancient and monstrous evil.

They failed.

Now, you must piece together what went wrong. Investigate ancient crypts, abandoned estates, and festering slums. Explore choked jungles and the crushed psyches of your predecessors. Follow in their footprints and make new ones of your own. This time, there won’t be another chance.

The world is yours to save… or lose

A massive new campaign for Trail of Cthulhu by Will Hindmarch and Jeff Tidball

The Eternal Lies Suite is available at DriveThruRPG for $14.95.

 

 Posted by on March 31, 2011
Mar 312011
 

I had a great time at Pax East, as I said in my post on the matter. What I have been remiss in doing, since then, is getting the audio content that I captured out to you, our readers and listeners. Well, I am rectifying that immediately.

The first bit of audio that I am putting up is my interview with Kieran Chase and Chris Perkins of Wizards of the Coast. I had a good, 15 minute-long conversation with them about what’s going on with D&D currently and what they see happening going in to the future. The best part of the conversation was just that: as we talked, it felt much more like a conversation than it did an interview, and that’s just the way I like things.

So, without further ado, I present to you, the audio. As the days go on, expect my other interviews and recordings to surface here on TC. There’s some good stuff, I guarantee it.  Some of that good stuff includes WotC talking a bit about their lack of PDFs and what they will be doing about it.

As always, this podcast is available right here, through DriveThruRPG and on iTunes.

[tags]rpg, rpgs, dungeons and dragons, podcast, convention, pax east, interviews[/tags]

Mar 302011
 

Welcome to Untold – a traditional RPG that uses the non-traditional mechanic of cards to facilitate game play, and does it well.

A few weeks ago I was offered a chance to review Untold: Splintered Serenity.  This CBRPG (Card Based Role Playing Game) by Ignitus Innovation boils down all of the books, rules and character sheets into a series of cards.  The goal is the easing of the management side of the game, and facilitating faster play with less page flipping.  There’s also the added bonus of included roles for Untold: Battle – a CCG style card game, utilizing the same cards used for the role playing side of the game.

Untold

Untold bills itself as Fast, Flexible, Furious and Fun.  I think they’ve got a good handle on the four F’s – utilizing the CB portion of this CBRPG  does make it extremely agile.  The fun I think lies as always partly in the setting and partly with the GM, but Untold certainly does much towards enhancing that aspect.

The first place you’ll really encounter the cards, and also see how they can shine, is in character creation.  Your GM will dictate which races and how many UP points you’ll have to create your character.  Every card you add to your character costs 1 or more UP points.    There’s a great online tutorial on the Untold site which you can visit right here.

Untold - cards explained

You use the restrictions (if any) decided on by the GM along with a point value to add different race, aspect and power cards to your character. Starting with the race and moving forward.  This allows character creation to happen quit rapidly and with no actual die rolling involved.  The goal is to create a viable character that fits your model, works within the GM’s framework and leaves you an UP pool.

Once your character is created, it’s time to learn how to resolve the sticky bits – combat, skills, bluffing your GM in to giving you free soda and more.  Remember that UP pool?  Well here’s where it comes in.

Say your GM’s given you 50 UP points to build a character. You do so, with 15 UP points left over.  This is your Hot Swap Buffer, which also shows us that someone involved in creating this game has also worked with computers.  You can use this to play extra powers.  You can also use them as hit points.  In the traditional sense, RPG HPs are removed as you take damage, and when you reach 0 or a level below that, you croak.  In Untold, you have your HSB and when that becomes full, well you start removing cards from your character equal to the cost of the damage you’ve just taken.

It’s an interesting mechanic and frankly adds some new and fun aspects to gaming in general. Your character degrades before your eyes as they get battered about.

As characters move through their game world and experience what it has to offer, they too grow.  Unlike the standard experience points paradigm, Untold utilizes it’s UP points again.  The more stuff you do, the more UP points you’re awarded by your GM and the more you can expand your character by adding new aspects and powers.

On the GM side of the table, Untold offers minions and banes.   Bane cards add negative conditions to characters (blindness, gimpy leg, etc.). Minions are just that – single card bad things that characters fight.

When you sit back and think about it, the system itself is really rather simple, but allows for an incredible amount of expansion.  That’s one of the beauties of Untold – simple concepts, lots of ways to play it leading to situations as complex as the group wants them to get.  What I’ve gone over above is the essence of the game.

Battle - the card game

This leaves us with Battle – the card game that can also be played with the same cards utilized in the CBRPG.  Battle utilizes the Minion cards, aligned in two rows for each player.  The front line and the rear line representing your troops preparing to battle each other.  It’s a rather simple game in set up and execution but could certainly be a lot of fun as well.  We didn’t have time to explore this side of Untold, unfortunately.

You utilize the same rules as you do in the CBRPG – except when you reach 0 UP points, you don’t downgrade the minions, you simply remove them from the game.  Powers are still bandied about, combat works essentially the same and you can set an UP point limit to start with, so you know how many and what type of Minion to pick. Last player standing with any minions is the one who wins.

Untold’s Core game ships with the Splintered Serenity setting.  This is a fractured world, featuring three distinct universes that have overlapped during a cataclysmic event.  There’s the post-event Earth, which is a post-apocaclyptic setting based on our world and in our reality. Then there’s the Ai, a magic based world.  Lastly you’ll find the Great Machine, a cog based, steampunk style world.  It’s a great setting and allows for a lot of overlap between the three genres.

Really though, Untold can be used to play in just about any universe or setting you want, provided that you have the cards to do so.  Nothing is stopping you from either grabbing an expansion from their store, or designing your own universe.

I’m giving untold 5 out of 5 stars – it’s a complete gaming system (two games, really), with a unique set of mechanics that facilitate fast, imaginative play.  The only limiting factors are the cards you own, which in many ways is similar to any modern RPG system – you’re limited by the books you own.  You can easily add to your cards for between$5 and $10 a pop.  This is an interesting way to make a sort of collectible card RPG.  When compared to other modern RPGs, the cost of entry is very low, with the exception of OGL based systems, which are generally available online for free in a less graphical presentation.

The core game retails for $29.95, comes with 189 cards and contains everything you’ll need to play. Also available – the Untold Primer via DTRPG (free!) for those who want to take a look at this new system, and the Untold starter set PDF for $9.99, also from DTRPG, as well as a number of expansions in PDF form.

[tags]untold, rpg, role playing game, cbrpg, cards, battle, review[/tags]

Mar 292011
 

Troll in the Corner presents something a little different this week, a peek into the Facebook pages of a few iconic D&D figures.

Ben and I came up with a bunch of these in a conversation last week, and I decided to commit the best ones to a little image editing for your enjoyment.  Click to each embiggen.

An Orc Minion posts an update about his day at work in the dungeon…

10' by 10' room

The great Vampire Lord Strahd cyber-stalks his latest chosen prey…

Eww!

Tiamat just started her profile!

Mom!

[tags]Facebook, role playing, games, Dungeons and Dragons[/tags]

Mar 282011
 

This week, my Mutants & Masterminds group got together to do a little character conceptualizing for the new Parahuman campaign.  And we decided to record it.  You can Click To Play or Click to Download below.  Enjoy!

Available right here, through DriveThruRPG or on iTunes.

[tags]Role Playing Games, rpgs, Mutants & Masterminds, podcast, parahuman[/tags]