I’ve had an insanely productive several weeks, and was able to churn out four new PDFs guaranteed to enrich me further! All of them are available right now through Drive Thru RPG for just $0.99 each! Buy all four at once, and save $.09 per PDF! for a total of $3.60!
The Young Player’s Guide to In Game Sex
Look, when you’re 13 and your Dwarven Barbarian wanders in to the wrong bathroom, you’re just not mentally equipped to handle it! This guide sets forth all of the sexual urban myths you’d normally not be exposed to until you were 15, and codifies them in a way that looks factual and serious. Now you can misrepresent the act of human reproduction to your whole gaming group as inaccurately as we did in the age before the internet!
They Didn’t Bring Me Pizza
Seriously dudes? I’ve been hosting this game at my place for two years now and you expect me to GM your stupid party of stupid Elves and cook you your stupid dinner? Look, I know you’re only 6th level, but it’s Ravenloft time bitches!
Bowlers and Haberdasheries: 101 Magical Hats
We all love steampunk! It’s time we brought Steampunk in to the realm of the fantasy campaign! Steampunk! Now add 101 extremely invigorating and stylish Steampunk hats in to any fantasy setting! Steampunk!
Impossibly Proportioned Females
I seriously wish I had had access to this PDF when I was like 13. Instead I had to search for discarded adult magazines in the woods out behind my house and it was humiliating!
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The sex PDF should have a sale price of $.69. It’s be more apropos for the April Fool’s joke.
Gah! Where were you when I was writing this!