You’re handed an important task at work and you think to yourself “No problem, I’ll just take 20.”
You see a majestic Elk while hiking through the woods and know immediately that someone, somewhere rolled a 34-39 on d100 for this encounter.
You think of the Large Hadron Colidor in terms of mega-damage.
You know precisely the levels at which wizards can cast x spells/day and what the CR is of 4 level 3 goblin rogues but you can’t remember the 4 digit PIN for your ATM card.
You’ve ever quoted the rules complete with page number on an online forum, without actually referencing the book.
You’ve ever done three different voices, two sound effects and added a dramatic flourish in one conversation. About buying rations.
You’ve sat at your desk at work for seven hours, sent three work related emails and spent six and a half hours polishing off tonight’s adventure.
Authors and artists have no idea who you are when you introduce yourself until you give them your forum nickname. “SirRavenHawkNightBlade03”
You’ll argue for hours over a rules point that would have your character at 1 hp rather than 0 hps but meekly accept when the clerk at Walmart won’t let you return 32 day old, unopened sun screen.
[tags]rpg, roll playing games[/tags]